Today, the US Supreme Court has ruled that DOMA (The Defense of Marriage Act) is unconstitutional and that married couples of any gender are entitled to the same protections as to opposite sex married couples.
http://templatelab.com/supreme-court-us-vs-windsor/
Of course, Kentucky has an amendment which bans same sex marriage, so that will have to be addressed next. Stay tuned everyone.
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